X Factor's Simon Cowell launches new show searching for DJs
Simon Cowell- he won't listen, so why should you?

 

Simon Cowell is launching a NWw show searching for DJ talent.
 

Sounds riveting

X Factor's Simon Cowell launches new show searching for DJs
Simon Cowell- he won't listen, so why should you?

The 52 year old claims that DJs are the ‘new rock stars’, wasn’t everyone saying that 20 years ago?
 
In the last year he has seen a games show flop and X Factor lose millions of viewers, hopefully this trend will continue!

How will this show work? A judges panels extends to be emotional whilst someone plays tunes? Kylie Minogue’s sister has tears sprayed into her eyes and looks directly at the camera whilst emtional music is played and claims that the person she was mentoring deserved t win, that Loius bloke starts talking gibberish and wonders why he is there? Simon Cowell roles his eyes as he searches for the DJ equivalent of Mr. Blobby and the judges make loads of money as the DJs retrun to the wedding circuit…

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Award winning journalist and boss of Louder Than War. In a 30 year music writing career, John was the first to write about bands such as Stone Roses and Nirvana and has several best selling music books to his name. He constantly tours the world with Goldblade and the Membranes playing gigs or doing spoken word and speaking at music conferences.

2 COMMENTS

  1. Such a cynical attitude!! But the correct one, John the public will fall for this shit just like they have everything else this dickhead has come up with.

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