The band are also planning to release the coolest collectors singles ever – they will cover a song from a local punk band from the old days….
The great band are back and we are excited…
01/12/2013 Manchester Gorilla
02/12/2013 Newcastle The Cluny – Sold Out
03/12/2013 Glasgow Classic Grand
04/12/2013 Leeds Brudenell Social Club – Sold Out
06/12/2013 London Koko
07/12/2013 Dublin Button Factory
The guys have also anticipated questions from fans arising from this news which they’ve helpfully already answered:
Q: Will there be other shows?
A: Maybe. We will see how it goes
Q: If I have a Rocket tattoo can I get in free?
A: Yes, but only those with the new “reborn again” logo. This new logo consists of a purple phallus relieving itself on 3 rolled tacos with guacamole.
Q: Can i shake Speedo’s hand?
A: Of course, but please bring hand sanitizer and have your camera focused and ready so that others can have an opportunity as well.
Q: I have a band that wants to play with you guys. Is this possible?
A: Possibly. If you have 2 Marshall JCM 800 half stacks, a decent bass amp and you don’t mind us making pee pee on your equipment and you playing for free yes, perhaps we can work something out.
Q: This isn’t really a question….but that sounds like a bad deal
A: You obviously do not know the value of exposure.
Q: My friend Chris doesn’t really like your band, but he is my ride. What should I do?
A: Fuck you, Chris
Q: I have final exams that week and I won’t be able to attend.
A: Good for you
Q: Why are you playing again? Are you broke or something?
A: I just want to make people happy, if only for an hour or two
Q: Are there plans for a new RFTC record?
A: Yes, Dave Grohl from Nirvana is producing.
Q: Any last words?
A: Rock N Roll will never die. It can only live. Thank you and I look forward to seeing you all very soon.