Rocket From The Crypt announce UK tourRocket From The Crypt have returned with some UK dates.

The band are also planning to release the coolest collectors singles ever – they will cover a song from a local punk band from the old days….

The great band are back and we are excited…

01/12/2013 Manchester Gorilla

02/12/2013 Newcastle The Cluny – Sold Out

03/12/2013 Glasgow Classic Grand

04/12/2013 Leeds Brudenell Social Club – Sold Out

06/12/2013 London Koko

07/12/2013 Dublin Button Factory

The guys have also anticipated questions from fans arising from this news which they’ve helpfully already answered:

Q: Will there be other shows?
A: Maybe. We will see how it goes

Q: If I have a Rocket tattoo can I get in free?
A: Yes, but only those with the new “reborn again” logo. This new logo consists of a purple phallus relieving itself on 3 rolled tacos with guacamole.

Q: Can i shake Speedo’s hand?
A: Of course, but please bring hand sanitizer and have your camera focused and ready so that others can have an opportunity as well.

Q: I have a band that wants to play with you guys. Is this possible?
A: Possibly. If you have 2 Marshall JCM 800 half stacks, a decent bass amp and you don’t mind us making pee pee on your equipment and you playing for free yes, perhaps we can work something out.

Q: This isn’t really a question….but that sounds like a bad deal
A: You obviously do not know the value of exposure.

Q: My friend Chris doesn’t really like your band, but he is my ride. What should I do?
A: Fuck you, Chris

Q: I have final exams that week and I won’t be able to attend.
A: Good for you

Q: Why are you playing again? Are you broke or something?
A: I just want to make people happy, if only for an hour or two

Q: Are there plans for a new RFTC record?
A: Yes, Dave Grohl from Nirvana is producing.

Q: Any last words?
A: Rock N Roll will never die. It can only live. Thank you and I look forward to seeing you all very soon.

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