In a world full of important stuff a craggy faced, crusty old colonel from Fawlty Towers type who presents some car programme getting the sack has become a thing of national importance. ‘It’s PC gone bloody mad’ moaned a lot of people on social networking puffing out their chests whilst their wives were not watching.
Man of the people, Jeremy Clarkson is getting the boot from the Beeb for an altercation and fleshy handbags after he couldn’t get warm food after a day of filming. The resulting suspension brought a mid life crisis to many men and the Prime Minster who seems to approve of this sort of thing who saw Jeremy as their champion and a million strong petition has been doing the rounds.
It was all to no avail and after years of baiting liberals with ill chosen insults and not very nice remarks Jeremy has been given marching orders by the BBC probably to get a multi million pound TV contract somewhere else so you can give your tears back to the crocodile.
This kind of thing sends out a strong message to middle age flab dads with saggy bovine faces like Jeremy – a message thats says attacking people because you can’t have your tea is just not on..’ said someone from the BBC last night. Maybe.