Louder_Than_War_LogoIncoming….NEWS! communique from North Korea about wedding of the year!

Comrades! serfs! tillers of the fields, lesser mortals and servile magazine editors!

Rejoice! rejoice! rejoice!

We are pleased to announce the wedding of the year with much loved son of the number one family in the land and another human being!

It’s a rare event that two people will be entwined in such wonderous glowing and some say golden love! their light will bathe the land and fill every humble doorway as we celebrate their greatness.

All state news will be about this wonderful event and all biographical details about the pair will be combed over endlessly and you will sit back in awe at two of the most supreme beings on the planet who will be getting married in a way that you can’t!

Our son is a much-noted charity worker and war hero and a humble man who requests privacy at this time of state news takeover and his fiance is a humble girl from the traveling theatre.

Some in the west say that North Korea is a ridiculous country where the state media is obsessed with one family who rule from one generation to the next and whose every movement is reported over and over. A family who are talked about in hushed reverent tones like they were demigods, where their every movement is somehow superhuman from being ‘war heroes’ ‘working for charity and even getting married.

But we say they are jealous of our wonderful family who work hard for your benefit filling in the news schedule as prime examples of how to live from their skill at blasting small birds from the sky to what coats they wear. It’s not an easy job pushing away the bad and fake news from the main media channels but someone has got to do it!

Rejoice! rejoice! rejoice!

state brass band plays out of tune….

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Award winning journalist and boss of Louder Than War. In a 30 year music writing career, John was the first to write about bands such as Stone Roses and Nirvana and has several best selling music books to his name. He constantly tours the world with Goldblade and the Membranes playing gigs or doing spoken word and speaking at music conferences.


  1. Heartwarming John. Something our mighty Nation can unite about. Take our minds off the rise of Fascism, the destruction of the NHS. A friend of mind who has to go for an interview with Atos which will inevitably result in her benefits being stopped. Will now approach the interview with a spring in her step


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