The Brits was looking to be a real borefest.
Boris Johnson lookalike Ed Sheeran had bagged an award for like a dependable fluffy pullover.
Kanye West swore a lot and everyone as taking the piss on twitter as the Brits turned into a homegrown version of the Eurovision Song Contest- everyone watches it and laughs.
Then came the Madonna moment as the pop star with a new album to flog tumbled backwards in one of those dance routines. Suddenly the internet caught fire it was a perfect Brits moment- it could play either way- it could make her seen oddly human or a luaghing stock as she performed her new single ‘Living For Love’
Everyone feared for the dancer who seemed to pull her down but it seems the cape is wot dunnit….
Now, taking to Instagram : “My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine!”