The Gnome Roses.
Made Of Gnome.
The Rolling Gnomes.
And … er….
I guess this the moment when you know you have truly entered the dark heart of pop culture…
You can have all the accolades you want – all the awards, the best selling records and gigs, a generation of bands taking your style, but being turned into garden gnomes tops all that…
From a story first reported in The Manchester Evening News.