Spam! does anyone ever reply to any of those emails about viagra?
Spam! does anyone ever reply to any of those emails about viagra?

In a week when I’ve been hit by an avalanche of junk mail I have to ask, does anyone ever reply to any of those emails about viagra?

 Spam! does anyone ever reply to any of those emails about viagra?
Spam! does anyone ever reply to any of those emails about viagra?

When I was young spam was a weird revolting meat that seemed to be made from maggots and sawdust and crammed into tins with a strange key to open it with.

In the 21st century it seems to be fake emails sent by maggots with sawdust for brains…

They avalanche you with truly bizarre, weird messages asking you if you want to send for viagra. So fed up with there bombarding techniques I thought I would follow some of these emails up. Oddly none of their websites seem to even exist so even if you were struggling to get a hard-on there seems to be no way of getting any help.

So what’s the point in there endless emails about erections and viagra? are they weird perverts that like sending out a billion emails about viagra? are they genuinely trying to pull a scam and just rubbish at doing it? are some of them actually genuine? why are they allowed to endlessly do this…who the fuck are they? and why after more than a decade are they still doing it?

Has anyone out there ever followed it up? I actually managed to find one that existed and replied under a fake email that I wanted a million pounds worth of viagra but they never replied, maybe they don’t like internet chancers sending pointless emails…

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Award winning journalist and boss of Louder Than War. In a 30 year music writing career, John was the first to write about bands such as Stone Roses and Nirvana and has several best selling music books to his name. He constantly tours the world with Goldblade and the Membranes playing gigs or doing spoken word and speaking at music conferences.

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