Def Leppard to release more crap
Whilst chilling in the sumptuous LTW relaxation area earlier today I was suddenly jolted from my general feelings of tranquillity by an odd noise; it was both a deep bass rumble, and a screeching metallic whine ”â Confused I looked around to try and identify the source of the noise; was it a newly discovered Test Dept bootleg or an advance copy of a new Flats track?
After checking quite what was playing on the stereo the harsh realisation dawned upon me… it was the sound of the very bottom of the barrel being scrapped.
Poodle haired rockers Def Leppard have today announced that they are to release an album of lullabies this summer.
The album to be called ”ËDreamin’ With Def Leppard’ will consist of 12 re-recorded Leppard classics (I didn’t realise they had a single classic) including ”ËLove Bites’, ”ËAnimal’ and ”ËPour Some Sugar On Me’ but recorded in a softened style suitable for babies!
The evil brains behind this concept is a company called Rock The Cradle who together with US based eOne Music and Happiness Records plan on a whole series of similar releases from other artists.
We are currently looking at ways of preventing this release, believing it to constitute a crime against humanity.