In one of those pyrotechnic, flashbulb extravaganas that sees a nation yawning at the TV whilst showbiz gets its hour of fun all manner of oddly named million selling acts that most people have never actually heard- like Hozier – collected gongs.
The fact that the flashing lights celebfest where hardly any of the winners even turned up was presented by the music-lite Chris Evans tells you everything you need to know about the dickie bow and caviare affair – the only really quirk was Adele winning best live performance of the year without actually even playing a gig in this year of great music – none of which was on the show.
Maybe everyone imagined what an Adele gig was like? maybe middle England blinked and Adele played a show? do these people ever actually go to any gigs? Only one thing can be certain, Adele didn’t and still won an award!